Wednesday, May 23, 2007

GO AWAY

GO AWAY

ALL NONSENSE HAS MOVED TO: THETHOUGHTFULPIG.BLOGSPOT.COM

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

WHO SAID IT #38

"We get so much love out there. It's overwhelming sometimes in Florida. But this is what it's all about. You've got to enjoy it. This stuff doesn't last forever."

A. Jeb Bush
B. Skink
C. Mickey Mouse
D. Joakim Noah

star of the Sunshine State

WHO SAID IT #36

"I died and came back."

A. Jesus H. Christ
B. Adam Sandler
C. Andy Kaufman
D. Levi Draher, teenage doofus who almost killed himself playing the choking game, and now as a self described miracle, spends his time as a killjoy speaker, trying to convince other teens that the pleasures of self-asphyxiation are overrated.

yep

WHO DID IT?

She shoved Mary Ann and pushed her, and Mary Ann said, 'Don't you touch me! Don't you touch me!'" says a source. "Mary Ann grabbed her wrists to try to stop her, and she just started flailing."

A. Ginger
B. Condoleeza Rice
C. Pete Townsend
D. NYT Fashion editor Anita LeClerc

slow day

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

WHO SAID IT, AND TO WHOM?

"The public aren't stupid."

A. Dr, Kinsey, to the Mrs.
B. Cardinal Egan, to the St. Patrick's Day crowd.
C. Jimmy Neutron, to the nanobots.
D. Strunk, to White.
E. Heather Mills, to Larry King.

here

Monday, September 11, 2006

WHO SAID IT #35

"I believe, at the end of the day, personally, my life is not about a banana."

A. Curious George
B. Bob Dole
C. Patrick Kennedy
D. Maria Sharapova

I agree

Friday, September 08, 2006

WHO SAID IT #34

"We've always tried to entertain ourselves and figured that the outside world would be entertained if we were making ourselves laugh."

A. Osama Bin Laden
B. Condoleeza Rice
C. Bill Parcells
D. Matt Groening

don't have a cow

WHO SAID IT #33

"I don't want to muzzle myself"

A. Clifford, the big red dog
B. Dick Cheney
C. Matt Drudge
D. Meredith Viera

how about a ball gag then?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

BREAD AND CIRCUSES

Q: What do all the degenerate rubes do on weekends when there is no NASCAR race?

A: Professional wrestling?

Q: Too complicated for them.

A: So what then?

Q: See:

"We brought the pig races back last year, and you couldn’t find a seat," says Sue Gooding, Texas State Fair spokeswoman

yes,yes

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

WHO SAID IT #32

"When you look at people who are great, they make better decisions than people who are not so great..."

A. Napoleon
B. Napoleon Dynamite
C. Donald Rumsfeld
D. Rick "not Dr. Suess" Peterson

Answer