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In an aside almost Kafkaesque in its poignant irony, the prosecutor informed us that What the Monkey Saw, while both prima facie incriminating, and, curiously, exculpatory in our jursidiction, was neither here nor there, as the judge would never permit a primate to testify under oath. Email me
"We get so much love out there. It's overwhelming sometimes in Florida. But this is what it's all about. You've got to enjoy it. This stuff doesn't last forever."
"I died and came back."
She shoved Mary Ann and pushed her, and Mary Ann said, 'Don't you touch me! Don't you touch me!'" says a source. "Mary Ann grabbed her wrists to try to stop her, and she just started flailing."
"The public aren't stupid."
"I believe, at the end of the day, personally, my life is not about a banana."
"We've always tried to entertain ourselves and figured that the outside world would be entertained if we were making ourselves laugh."
"I don't want to muzzle myself"
Q: What do all the degenerate rubes do on weekends when there is no NASCAR race?