WHO SAID IT #29
"I don't do guys for money anymore. I only do girls."
A. Condoleeza Rice
B. Rosie O'Donnell
C. Anne Coulter
D. Brazilian bombshell Andreia Schwartz
it had to be
In an aside almost Kafkaesque in its poignant irony, the prosecutor informed us that What the Monkey Saw, while both prima facie incriminating, and, curiously, exculpatory in our jursidiction, was neither here nor there, as the judge would never permit a primate to testify under oath. Email me
"I don't do guys for money anymore. I only do girls."
"It's embarrassing to get cursed out in front of your father."
"All of a sudden, this man moved into my frame of reference, and I was staring at a penis. I couldn't believe it."
"Nobody's going to respect us if we have a gay homosexual boss sitting down discussing business...."
"We're good partners because we've worked together for so long that we think alike."
"Joan, you are obscenely sexy, and I want to marry you!"
"They are lazy; they want to save money and they have a total disregard for the environment"
"I am viciously underqualified to do this, but admitting that is the first step to making this okay."
"I think that any gay person in the world would be seduced at one point by a certain kind of camp. For certain people it's kind of a saving grace."
OR, BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOKS LIKE UP TO HIM
"If you see some hot guys at the gym, you're going to check them out. But chances are you won't talk to them. You wouldn't be like, 'Um, can you show me how to do a bicep curl?' I would be embarrassed because I should know how to do a bicep curl. And I do."