Thursday, June 29, 2006

WHO SAID IT #29

"I don't do guys for money anymore. I only do girls."

A. Condoleeza Rice
B. Rosie O'Donnell
C. Anne Coulter
D. Brazilian bombshell Andreia Schwartz

it had to be

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

WHO SAID IT 27 & 28

"It's embarrassing to get cursed out in front of your father."

A. John Quincy Adams
B. Noelle Bush
C. Michael Jackson
D. Michael Strahan

and

"You want to (expletive) with me?"

A. Travis Bickle
B. Condoleeza Rice
C. Jenna Jameson
D. Jean Strahan

both here

Saturday, June 24, 2006

WHO SAID IT #26

"All of a sudden, this man moved into my frame of reference, and I was staring at a penis. I couldn't believe it."

A. Pam Anderson
B. Condoleeza Rice
C. Liza Minelli
D. Juliette Fairley, 35, an actress who said that she encountered a flasher on her N train at 42nd Street not long ago

yup

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

WHO SAID IT #25

"I am such an idiot."

A. Iggy Pop
B. Neil Innes
C. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
D. Phil Mickelson

here

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

WHO SAID IT # 24

"Nobody's going to respect us if we have a gay homosexual boss sitting down discussing business...."

A. Larry Bowa
B. Dick Cheney
C. Maureen Dowd
D. DeCavalcante turncoat Anthony Capo

intolerant thugs!

Friday, June 09, 2006

WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

"We're good partners because we've worked together for so long that we think alike."

"You have to be compatible to be a good team."

"It's almost like you have to read each other's mind."

A. Martin and Lewis
B. Abbott & Costello
C. Ringling Bros., Barnum, and Bailey
D. Heloise and Abelard
E. Feliciano and Castillo

yes

Thursday, June 08, 2006

WHO GETS PROPS LIKE THESE?

"Joan, you are obscenely sexy, and I want to marry you!"

A. Joan Cusack
B. Joan Baez
C. Joan Armatrading
D. Joan of Arc
E. Joan Osborn
F. Pope Joan
G. Joan Jett

here

WHO?

"They are lazy; they want to save money and they have a total disregard for the environment"

A. Hollywood liberals
B. NASCAR fans and their massive RVs
C. Oil executives
D. Lacey Township Police Chief William Nally said, describing the reasons why people illegally dump in township park areas.

link

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

WHO SAID 1T #23 - AND ABOUT WHAT?

"I am viciously underqualified to do this, but admitting that is the first step to making this okay."

A. George Bush, about being President
B. Donald Rumsfeld, about being Sec. of Defense
C. Condoleeza Rice, about being Sec. of State
D. Jeremy Piven, about hosting a fashion soiree

oh

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

WHO SAID IT #22

"I think that any gay person in the world would be seduced at one point by a certain kind of camp. For certain people it's kind of a saving grace."

A. Pee Wee Herman
B. Dick Cheney
C. Rudi Giuliani
D. Rufus Wainwright

ho, hum

WHO SAID IT #21

OR, BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOKS LIKE UP TO HIM

"I didn't know how miserable I was until I started to be feeling better."

A. Pete Doherty
B. Jean Valjean
C. Lynne Truss
D. Patrick Kennedy

answer here

Thursday, June 01, 2006

WHO SAID IT #20

"If you see some hot guys at the gym, you're going to check them out. But chances are you won't talk to them. You wouldn't be like, 'Um, can you show me how to do a bicep curl?' I would be embarrassed because I should know how to do a bicep curl. And I do."

A. Governor Schwarzenegger, of California
B. Governor Corzine, of New Jersey
C. Ex-Governor McGreevey, of New Jersey
D. Matt Drudge, of the blogosphere
E. Jennifer Vanlerberghe, 29, who works for a travel company and belongs to the Reebok Sports Club in Manhattan

oh yeah