Wednesday, August 16, 2006

BREAD AND CIRCUSES

Q: What do all the degenerate rubes do on weekends when there is no NASCAR race?

A: Professional wrestling?

Q: Too complicated for them.

A: So what then?

Q: See:

"We brought the pig races back last year, and you couldn’t find a seat," says Sue Gooding, Texas State Fair spokeswoman

yes,yes

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

WHO SAID IT #32

"When you look at people who are great, they make better decisions than people who are not so great..."

A. Napoleon
B. Napoleon Dynamite
C. Donald Rumsfeld
D. Rick "not Dr. Suess" Peterson

Answer

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

WHO SAID IT #31

''As the human population increases, many wildlife species are decreasing, and the primary reason is that humans fail to treat animals as friends."

A. Jane Goodall
B. Dick Cheney
C. Ted Nugent
D. Captain Kangaroo
E. The Crocodile Hunter, whatever his name is
F. Kiefer Sutherland
G. Yao Ming

of course