WHO SAID IT #6

"I'm going to dress like a Jew so that no one will check me."

A. Bobby Fischer
B. A. J. Soprano, on his way to knife Uncle Junior
C. Kentucky Derby entrant Sinister Minister
D. Bumbling would-be terrorist James Elshafay

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"I have to, you know, ask my mom's permission."

A. The Beaver, angling for a sleepover at Larry Mondello's
B. The President, to Dick Cheney, on whether he will attack Iran
C. The Arctic Monkeys, before getting the OK to tour America
D. Bumbling would-be terrorist, Shahawar Matin Siraj, accomplice to bumbling would-be terrorist James Elshafay

you figure them out

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"...wherever I go I am preceded by a toxic chill poisoning the very air.”

A. Dick Cheney
B. Mr. Freeze
C. George Clooney
D. John Cleese
E. Hans Jaeger, a pornographer and intellectual charlatan who has been well summed up by a British critic as a “fin-de-siecle Viking nihilist

you knew it all along, didn't you

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