WHO SAID IT #19
"It is good to collect things, but it is better to go on walks."
A. The Fat fraud who hitchhiked across the country.
B. John Fowles
C. A whole lot of dogs
D. Anatole France
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In an aside almost Kafkaesque in its poignant irony, the prosecutor informed us that What the Monkey Saw, while both prima facie incriminating, and, curiously, exculpatory in our jursidiction, was neither here nor there, as the judge would never permit a primate to testify under oath. Email me
"It is good to collect things, but it is better to go on walks."
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"The food here, to me, is awesome. For me to be able to go through the line here ... and pass up the cheesesteaks and the pizza and the baked macaroni they had today, that's a great accomplishment for me. Last year, it was all bad. Every day it was pancakes, I have to drown 'em in syrup, like you can't even see the pancake anymore. That's not good."
"I don't think Jesus would be mad at me and the message I'm trying to send."
"It's like that old saying, when you get to the end of your rope, you tie a knot. We're the knot."
"combined two types of utterances according to a rule ... " - a procedure perhaps analogous to forming a word from two sounds.
"I'm not an exhibitionist. I really don't like attention. Whenever I get bored at fashion shows, I look down at my feet and say, 'Look at my cute shoes.' "
''Do you think you are dealing with a 4-year-old child to whom you can give some walnuts and chocolates and get gold from him?''
"... that insane and evil man, who deserves to be covered with chains and whipped with a rod."
"He is the finest person you will ever meet."
"Our sticks are important to us. Mine always has to feel light in my hands. When I'm struggling, maybe I will do something different with the length. I can tell if the stick feels an inch too long or an inch too short."
Some women move away from me while I kiss their feet and touch them. Some women kick me and scream. ... I do hold on, but not a long time. Just till they start screaming."
....he kissed her boot and shouted, "I'm not worthy!"
"I was a peculiar young man β borderline Asperger's, I would guess."
"Humans have the worst sperm except for gorillas and ganders of any animal on the planet."
"I'm going to dress like a Jew so that no one will check me."