Monday, May 08, 2006

WHO SAID IT #9

....he kissed her boot and shouted, "I'm not worthy!"

A. George Bush, to Condoleeza Rice
B. Woody Allen, to Scarlett Johansson, on the set of Match Point
C. Bud Collins, on first apprehending Chris Evert, Tracy Austin, Lindsay Davenport, Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapavo, et al.
D. Subway pervert Joseph Weir, who would - "drop to his knees in front of women in near-empty subway cars, grip their ankles tightly and sometimes lick their shoes - then release them at the next stop and calmly walk away."

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